spooky_nine

i know it's not sunday. fuck you, you'll enjoy these links anyway:

I Am 8bit: Opening Night
Art exhibition showcasing different artists' takes on video games.

Acts Of Gord
Hilarious antics of the former owner of a video game store.

NZ fishermen land colossal squid
New Zealand fishermen have caught what is expected to be a world-record-breaking colossal squid.
Fisheries Minister Jim Anderton said the squid, weighing an estimated 450kg (990lb),took two hours to land in Antarctic waters. (with pictures)

Gizmodo's Anti-RIAA Manifesto
In case you missed it, last Friday we declared the month of March Boycott the RIAA Month. We've gotten sick and tired of always seeing the RIAA pulling deplorable moves and decided it was time for us to do something about it. We're kicking the month off with this, our manifesto. We want to be absolutely clear about what this fight is about and why it's so important. This is an overview of what the RIAA does, why it's damaging, and what we need to do to stop it. Consider this our planted flag.

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and now, a new feature:
VIDEO DUMP!!
Monkey Controls Robotic Arm With Mind!
Two Legged Dog!
Slugs Having Sex!
Cats! Everyone's Favorites!
Kuniko The Naughty Doll! [NWS]

sorry the links are so late today, but i had work this morning. but never fear!! so long as there is one ounce of stregnth left in my fingertips, i will post the links you crave, nay, the links you yearn for. without any more ado, here's your sack of violent/sexy links for this week.

one red paperclip
a man in canada posted a picture of one red paperclip and invited his readers to trade him something, anything for it. someone did. and then someone traded something for that something. and so on, and so forth, until he traded for one year's rent in phoenix. his ultimate goal is to trade something for a house. he journey is ongoing.

ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat
news story. "This photo, taken by a student’s camera phone, shows ATF officials pinning down Jeremiah Ransom in front of Snelling dining hall. He was coming from a pirate vs. ninja event at the Wesley Foundation and was not arrested."

owned by a runaway tire
i would kill for something this awesome to happen at my work. i wonder if he broke any bones...

the gatorade conspiracy
i honestly never noticed that the gatorade bottles look like peeners.

thumbtacks to the head
oh sweet god. the things some people will do to become internet celebrities. pay special attention to the audio on this one.

The Dimebag Darrell Art Tribute
i was missing dustino a lot when i found this site. so in memory of dustin, i give you this awesome site.
50 musicians and artists hand-painted 50 dean ml guitars. some of them are fucking lame, like kelly clarkson's, but most others fucking rock the casbah, like paul booth's (a tattoo artist) and joe capobianco's (another tattoo artist).

BONUS BONUS BONUS!!!

a torrent for protest the hero's latest album "kezia". i haven't stopped listening to it for two days straight. even if you don't like metal/screamo/concept albums, fucking download this. it fucking rocks so hard geologists are exploding all over the world.



i wrote "fuck" four times in this entry.

you'll pay for a whole seat, but you'll only use the edge!! that's right, it's random link sunday! today i bring you more of the finest random links i've come across in my many moons of traveling the world wide web. from pole vaulting to sailor moon, and from goths to d&d to extacy. well, that last one wasn't too much of a stretch.
anyway, forward ho!

pole vault in your junk
title is pretty self-explanatory. video includes a nice slow motion part so you can fully take in every painful second.

"A Cute Dance To The Sailor Moon Theme Song"
that's what the video is called. it should be called "chubby girl sacrifices any and all social interaction for the rest of her public school career upon the altar of being an 'individual'"

news article titled "I have seen the future - and it's goth"
"It's every parent's nightmare. Their apparently well-adjusted child suddenly comes home with hair the colour of a coalface, a face whiter than anything made by Dulux, and announces, "Mummy, I'm a goth." However, according to a new study, parents of goths will probably end up boasting about their son/daughter the doctor, lawyer or bank manager."

news article titled "Jail employee fired for allegedly striking his wife over Dungeons and Dragons toys"
i'd have choked the bitch too! sidenote, i have an aunt who lives in ocala!

news article titled "The strange case of the man who took 40,000 ecstasy pills in nine years"
i sent this article to dan earlier, but decided to include it here last minute. from the article:
"Consultants from the addiction centre at St George's Medical School, London, have published a case report of a British man estimated to have taken around 40,000 pills of MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, over nine years. The heaviest previous lifetime intake on record is 2,000 pills."

guess what's back kids?!! that's right, random link sunday!!! the day of the week where i bring you the jewels of the internet i've discovered whilst trolling around it aimlessly trying to avoid physical interaction! let's get started!!

stuff on my cat possibly the cutest site on the internet. people send in photos of, get this, stuff they put on their sleeping or prostrate cats.

all about my vagina actually, it's quite educational. wonderful resource for people that actually own a vagina.

godwin's law -you lose, pat robertson (last quote on the page)

mighty moshin' emo rangers have any of you seen this yet? it's actually very well put together. it's long, but worth a watch.

"drug ring sold pot-laced candy, soda" pot tarts, toka-cola, munchy ways seized in dea raids. with pictures!

i ain't no hollaback girl did you think i would leave out the violence? i had to watch this 5 times in a row to completely realize the beauty.

hope you enjoy!

i've decided to start my own sunday night ritual. i'm going to post up a few links that i've found interesting/funny/sick. click on them at your own risk. if they offend you, i don't care. don't whine to me. just quietly close the window and go on w/ life.
let's get started!

"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is [removed to protect dolphinlovers], musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile."

"We know, its a tough choice, but you've got to decide. Which Olsen twin is right for you? No, you can't have both, we're pretty sure they're not into that."

maybe she's had one too many milkshakes herself..