easter-themed links? what a novel concept!

[spooky_nine]

just because it's zombie jesus day, doesn't mean i won't bring you the random links you know and love.
but in honor of this over-commercialized holiday that smacks w/ elements of pagan beliefs, i'll give you easter-themed links. fun, huh? let's begin:

cutecore
this site has images of the fucking cutest animals. it's almost as good as stuff on my cat. but today, it has bunnies all over it!! so cute. your heart will melt. out of your anus.

cadburry egg cake
when i was a wee little lass, i would get easter baskets full of cadburry eggs. i hated them, but i was forced to eat them. oh, the vomit... in any case, this guy bakes a cake substituting cadburry eggs for chicken eggs. hilarity ensues.

bunnyocalypse
you know those marshmallow peeps that aren't chicks, they're bunnies? and are fucking disgusting, but apparently the best-selling candy in the world? welcome to their doom. this site destroys them using various methods, including a coffee grinder, water torture, a microwave, and a dog, to name a few. has great pictures.

the easter bunny hates you
hi-fucking-larious video about a guy in a bunny suit pretty much being an ass to people and beating them up. brilliant, i say.