open note to all my friends
Mar. 22nd, 2004 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spooky_nine1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
2. When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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Date: 2004-03-22 06:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-03-22 10:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-03-23 04:18 pm (UTC)oh and mommy had to sleep tonight but she wants you to come over tomorrow when the house is all clean and whatnot.
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Date: 2004-03-23 09:21 pm (UTC)give me your address again? and a phone number if possible.