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spooky_ninethe best definition of pregnancy i have seen by far:
"Pregnancy is when a parasitic human grows inside a woman's body, increasing in size for nine months, deforming her body into a radically different shape. During this period extreme and unusual demands are made on the woman's body, although after the parasite is rejected from the body and becomes a little screaming baby, it slowly returns to its original form."
i'm never getting pregnant. i'll adopt, or have a surrogate mother. i just can't imagine pushing an 8 pound infant out of my girl parts. i shudder to think.
"Pregnancy is when a parasitic human grows inside a woman's body, increasing in size for nine months, deforming her body into a radically different shape. During this period extreme and unusual demands are made on the woman's body, although after the parasite is rejected from the body and becomes a little screaming baby, it slowly returns to its original form."
i'm never getting pregnant. i'll adopt, or have a surrogate mother. i just can't imagine pushing an 8 pound infant out of my girl parts. i shudder to think.
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Date: 2005-08-09 03:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-08-09 08:48 am (UTC)