you know what happens when you touch yourself *down there*, don't you?

[spooky_nine]

....well this lovely comic will tell you what exactly happens to you when you pleasure yourself. and it's much, much worse than hairy palms, or making the baby jesus cry. [whom i would think is always crying. i mean, he's a baby, right?] taken from vintage_sex

Comments

[darkvampfork.livejournal.com]

i hope that isn't what really happens cause i'm dead if it is.

[ladydayholiday.livejournal.com]

Not much has changed in 150 years. The only difference is that now the abstinence organizations say that masterbation is OK, but sex will devour you from the inside out. Get a grip!

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

a grip on your genitals...

[darkvampfork.livejournal.com]

we did have condoms back then. hell, we had them 400 years ago. i don't think i would have used them though.

[atlantis-ray.livejournal.com]

Well I've been masturbating for a looooooooooooooooooooooong time and I've never had any of those problems

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

i never wanted to know that. EVAR!

[atlantis-ray.livejournal.com]

Evar??????? I do believe "EVER" works better.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

no ty. in internet land, "EVAR" is used in place of "EVER" when the person wants to convey extreme emotion. same as when "OMG WTF!?!?!?!11oneone" would be used.
thank you and goodnight.

umm....

[cherries-n-dice.livejournal.com]

should i be worried if i start to experience any of these symptoms?

[imthenewpope.livejournal.com]

i suffer from horrible stomach pains.. probly cause i walked up to a bush and ate like 28 "berries" for 50 cents.

[vyle-twylyght.livejournal.com]

my stomach hurts like hell... but I know what that's from... too much beer and Mexican food... BUT I CAN'T STOP... HELP