Simultaneous perverts

[spooky_nine]

[03:18:34] cutthroatstalker: my arm is asleep
[03:19:03] loansharkbliss: masturbate now so it feels like someone else is doing it to you

[03:18:20] typhoid kellye: my arm is asleep
[03:18:59] obamas a jigaboo: i sat on my arm so it'd fall asleep so i could jack off with a numb arm
[03:19:09] obamas a jigaboo: but my arm stopped being asleep half way through
[03:19:25] obamas a jigaboo: and im like "i realize how stupid this is"
[03:19:25] typhoid kellye: what the fuck is wrong with you people

Note: Obviously I'm both cutthroatstalker and typhoid kellye. I don't know why my chat program talks to the other guys on different screen names instead of my default one.

Comments

[that1979guy.livejournal.com]

In college I knew a chic that worked at a sex shop.

She told me some dude at the shop claimed he injected Novocain into this cock n balls so it would feel like he was playing with another cock.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

I'd think that would burn. Will you try it and report back?

[that1979guy.livejournal.com]

As much as I'd like to keep you happy I'm going to have to pass as a result of the following conditions..

1 - my cock is made for entering, not being entered.
2 - I have enough issues with a needle in my arm let alone my cock
3 - I have no desire to touch cock that isn't mine.

You understand.