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May. 6th, 2010 03:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
spooky_nine
Colin: “Good evening and welcome to the 6 o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Oswald Thatendswald. Our top story today, convicted hitman, Jimmy ‘Two Shoes’ McClardy confessed today that he was hired to beat and attack a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. At least we’ll admit this may be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.”
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Date: 2010-05-06 09:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2010-05-06 10:56 pm (UTC)