i don't think i've ever seen contortionist porn...SHOCKER!!

[spooky_nine]

NW is [name withheld, until s/he tells me it's ok to post this]

NW: which reminds me
NW: I should find more contortionist porn.
NW: because it's just fun to watch.
NW: It's like midget porn, only you can view it while still keeping some aspect of self respect and dignity.

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[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

after drunken, high school parties at my house i would get on my computer, only to find horse porn and other filthy porn. needless to say, i was almost glad when my harddrive was destroyed. i would have been thrown in jail for sure.

[eye-candy34.livejournal.com]

Yep. That sounds familiar :P