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conjunto universo
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cutthroatstalker: http://twitter.com/bigviolentj/status/14959222621995008 aww why didn't you go to that show?!
looooooongcat: because i understand how magnets work

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Jesus fucking christ, talk about Baader-Meinhof phenomenon!

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
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Echo Park Time Travel Mart )

More on Flickr
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Cold 1

Cold 2

By Ben Tour
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The greatest movie review I've seen on Netflix:

For the movie B.T.K., which I think I'll skip.
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dowling duncan US bank note designs
with their vertical format bills, dowling duncan have reignited interest in 'the dollar redesign project'

following description from dowling duncan:

why the size?
we have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. however we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. when stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. it also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

There's more information at the source, along with closeups of each bill and an explanation for all of them. Conceptual redesigns of common objects are one of my favorite things in the world.
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Why is this a thing? Why can people buy stuff like this? Why are they so expensive?
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Source with more photos.
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Exhibit A: Link, Cap.

Exhibit B: Link, Cap.

The prosecution's response: Link, Cap.

Seriously, I need a fucking hobby that doesn't involve the internet.


Jun. 12th, 2010 06:26 pm
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Lol, apparently nebris (ED article here) was a little more upset about me trolling him in all_macros than he let on.

I'll give this sad old man an A for effort, but D for actual execution. I can think of 9 things off the top of my head that I would have been more insulted by.

Thanks to a friend for the heads up. I'm not sure if you want your name associated with him, in case he's still trolling my journal. Read: I know you are nebby, because I see you in my stats, lurking my shit. Don't you have some 12 year olds to go accost for their used tampons?
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Academy of Art University class project. Bronze on wax. Process shots here.

ETA: I accidentally posted this image first due to clipboard confusion. Still a work of art though.
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The website FelonSpy has the greatest EULA ever. Some excerpts:


Membership in the Service is void where prohibited. This Site is intended solely for users who are 96 years of age or older. Any registration by, use of or access to the Site by anyone under 96 years old, or by anyone who is under 96 and not in high school or college, is unauthorized, unlicensed and in violation of these Terms of Use. By using the Service or the Site, you represent and warrant that you are at least 96 years old and that you agree to and to abide by all of the terms and conditions of this Agreement.

You understand that except for masturbatory programs offered by us on the Site (the Service and the Site are not available for your personal, non-commercial use only. )

How many times have you signed (or clicked) your life away?
I was talking to a friend about Daddy-Daughter Date Night, and I was looking for a Wikipedia article or something describing it. Instead I found this awkward bit of news:

Daddy Daughter Date Night at Chick-Fil-A

This event is going to be such a great time for dads and daughters! My husband always says he wants to show our girls how they should be treated, and goes on “dates” with them often! The folks at Chick-Fil-A always plan fabulous events, so it’s guaranteed to be a great time.

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Depressive realism
Depressive realism is the proposition that people with depression actually have a more accurate perception of reality, specifically that they are less affected by positive illusions of illusory superiority, the illusion of control and optimism bias. The concept refers to people with borderline or moderate depression, suggesting that while normal people see things in an overly positive light and severely depressed people see things in overly negative light, the mildly discontented grey area in between in fact reflects the most accurate perception of reality.
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Kittens and Tiger Woods’ Sexts
Awwwwwww. Tiger Woods' sexts are really cute when paired with kittens.

More at the source. A full listing of Tiger Woods' sexts here.
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Interview of Joel Johnson (first discussed here) by Dadwagon.

Q&A: Joel Johnson, Tech Blogger & Sexual-Abuse Survivor

If you know the name Joel Johnson, it’s likely because he invented the gadget blog. From his reign as editor-in-chief of Gizmodo to his stint as BoingBoing’s gizmo-and-videogame guru, he’s brought humor and passion to a corner of the blogosphere only too happy to rehash press releases and drown in its own geek-drool.

But last week, Joel leapt genres and made a revelation that shocked many of his friends and fans: For many years during his childhood in Missouri, he was being sexually abused by his stepfather, Glen. In a piece he called “Why I’m Funny” and posted on his Website, joeljohnson.com, he recounted in surprisingly even tones the mind games, manipulations and lies that pretty much wrecked his family. Dadwagon recently spoke with him about dealing with the past and trying to figure out the future.

One of the things that amazed me about your piece is how free of overt anger it is. Are you not angry?

I’m still angry at times. But the further I’ve gotten away from my family, both emotionally and physically, the more my anger turned into plain old worry and fear and pain. I felt like in the story it was important to be honest, but clear.
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Why I'm Funny
By: Joel Johnson

The first time I ever came in anyone’s mouth, it was into the mouth of my stepfather. He had slipped into my room while I slept, crawled under my covers from below, and gone down on me. I woke only as I began to ejaculate, pleasure masking confusion. Then, shame. I pushed him off of me, kicked at his head.

“Stop,” he whispered as he crawled up beside me. “I know I shouldn’t, but it’s just so hard to resist. You don’t realize how beautiful your thoughts are when I’m doing that.”

Disturbing yet touching story. I see a lot of my mother in his.


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