The saddest woman who ever lived.

[spooky_nine]

I was reading the comments section on one of my least favorite sites on the web, I Can Has Cheezburger. Don't ask why, just accept it. A lot of the comments are actually in LOLspeek. There was one commenter whose name kept showing up, princessmu. I decided to look at her website, to maybe get some insight into what kind of person gets such enjoyment out of sounding like a retard on the internet. In essence, I did it for the lulz. And oh god, how the lulz were had.

I present, princessmu.wordpress.com: Poetry Inspired by ICHC

An excerpt:

calories

inspired by: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/27/funny-pictures-how-many-calorees/#comments

ur fear an shyness r a krime against ur self mai dear
Ah wood nawt, kood nawt has u ani ofur wai.

it is ndeed mai privlage tew look apon ur fayce,
tew touch ur curvii joyus warmf.

no wun loves a body fur lawng.
one loves tha faults, an the intragal fibers ov tha spirit.

It r wiffin ur arms dat ah choose tew b
nevur mind wut kolor, shape, or size.

She reminds me of one of those women who, following a miscarriage, proceeds to dress the fetus up in baby clothes and take pictures.

My heart, she weeps.