I'm usually very busy...

I drew this on the Module Team whiteboard at work:



Note: the Module Team is comprised of three very manly (albeit nerdy) men and me.

I would have kids if someone could guarantee they would come out like this.

Dead serious, this kid is my fucking hero.

Meet Arlo Weiner, America’s most stylish eight-year old

When you’re the son of Matt Weiner, creator of the impeccably styled TV series Mad Men, you’ve got serious sartorial standards to live up to. Arlo Weiner has been creating his own style since the age of three—when he asked his parents for a top hat. Soon he’d moved on to striped bow ties, crushed velvet jackets, madras pants, and ascots (yeah, he knows what an ascot is).

Thoughts in 140 characters

Follow me on Twitter and read the same thing twice!

• 08:59 Tried to offer a few different coworkers $20 to do this callout for me... No takers.
• 10:38 @madjackmcmad Giggity ;)
• 10:43 I love when I loan my friends books and they take away more than I ever anticipated they would. Broadening horizons!
• 11:54 Secrets about coworkers: A neckbeard makes your weak chin look worse.
• 12:52 @madjackmcmad You're going to eat a 96 oz steak and hate on some gays?
• 15:53 I really enjoy John Frusciante's solo stuff.
• 16:29 I just got hung out to dry by a coworker. I'm raaaaaaging on the inside.
• 17:32 Too many sixteen year olds in the tattoo shop.
• 20:09 Jesus Christ, smokes went up to $5.85 a pack! I think I'll invest in the e-cigarette.
• 02:31 Outside it's raining and it's cold and it smells amazing. I love this kind of weather.

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