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• 10:24 Downloaded the Watchmen app... I just wanted to see the theatrical trailer but it's not there!
• 12:00 Lunchtime finally! I have a leftover quesadilla from Nacho's waiting for me at home.
• 12:51 @antoine_jameson Set up your phone so I can be annoying and nudge you back.
• 13:37 Coworker just took another coworker's stuffed bear, put it under his balls, wiggled around in his seat, removed the bear, and sniffed it. D:
• 13:47 Found a huge bug in a piece of software that a coworker "tested". Am I wrong in thinking he should be the one to report it/perform testing?
• 13:48 @sykopanda Nacho's is fucking amazing. Delicious chicken fried steak on the lunch buffet tomorrow.
• 16:16 One of the sales reps just called me a "sweet kid". I am 24 god damned years old. Took everything I had to not say anything mean/punch her.
• 16:52 "Ringa Ringa" > "Jai Ho".
• 19:19 The bruises on my wrists are finally coming to the surface. Time to double up on the bracelets.
• 00:06 Just made a bodyartforms.com order. 4g lobes, here I come!
• 01:42 "i need kevins dong in my mouth"

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