Thoughts in 140 characters

• 10:37 In the 2.5 hours I've spent so far at work, I've finished .5 emails.
• 12:25 Okay, I'm a huge pussy. I'm staying home the rest of the day. Nyquil-induced coma, here I come!
• 19:31 Yay I found my septum retainer in the u-bend of my sink. Now to soak it in bleach for awhile...
• 19:36 Word of the day: macroorchidism.
• 20:18 @whatdoesthisdo My dinner = crunchy peanut butter on wheat toast and a glass of chocolate soy milk. Your dinner sounds much better.

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