Thoughts in 140 characters

• 10:03 Oh god it's only 10a and already I want to kill all of my coworkers and a few of my customers. Job satisfaction... What is that?
• 14:06 I love my shrink, although I wish that just once we could play a feelings board game instead of talking. Next week!
• 14:57 Testing modules and knocking out documentation like a madwoman!
• 16:10 That's enough work for now. Time to read my "Snow Crash" eBook until 5p. I don't really like cyberpunk, but I like this.
• 16:53 I'm probably getting "13 on Friday the 13th" tattoo. Should I get it behind my ear or on the inside of my wrist? Polls have come back mixed.
• 17:18 Damn, I forgot I'm volunteering for Food 2 Kids this evening. I don't even like kids!
• 18:33 I like that we're putting the food for kids in Fry's Electronics bags.
• 16:10 @whatdoesthisdo I just want it somewhere unobtrusive and easy to hide. The pain doesn't really scare me: http://tinyurl.com/c3jcgm

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Thoughts in 140 characters

• 08:13 "That rubber band hit me like it was shot from a longbow at the Battle of Agincourt." -overheard @ work
• 08:55 My phone finally recognizes "cunt" and "fuck" as real words! Now to get it to recognize my name...
• 11:57 @sykopanda That's what Twitter is all about: liveblogging your bowel movements.
• 20:59 Ugh, I fell asleep instead of doing homework.

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