RANDOM LINK SUNDAY!!!

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snakes on a flying machine
motherfuckin' 12 days left until the motherfuckin' release.

egg cuber
obscure (but awesome) kitchen gadget that yes, cubes your eggs. related: buy it for $2.99

787 cliparts
entrancing. hypnotizing. a complete waste of time.

muse - knights of cydonia video
whatever, i'm sure you've all seen it on mtv or something, but in case you haven't, check out the awesomeness that is this video.

meat cake
"I hate that wedding cakes are all girly. There should be like a groom cake to go with the traditional wedding cake. A guy's cake. Like... made out of meat." from [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]

the deep sky frontier
maybe 3 people on my friends list will actually like this link. the rest of you are puerile. related: nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day time cube caution: ubiquitous amounts of lsd may be required to fully comprehend this site. (thanks [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com])

maxim online's scars of the week
i've been going through this slideshow for thirty minutes now.