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Bandstand veterans send yobs packing

"A gang of youths who tried to ruin a pensioners' open-air concert were beaten back and fled when faced by a 'Dad's Army' armed with walking sticks.

More than 30 youngsters, aged between 18 and 25, yelled obscenities at the brass band and kicked footballs at the conductor while terrorising the 300-strong elderly audience, which included Second World War veterans.

But a battalion of 20 pensioners, moved by a rendition of the theme from The Great Escape, rose from their deck chairs and formed a front line of attack. Wielding walking sticks, they advanced towards the enemy."

high-larious.

i have a new hero

on adam carolla's radio show yesterday ann coulter called in to the show an hour and a half late. then she told adam, "i am really tight on time." carolla responded, "all right, well, get lost." and hung up on her mid-sentence. i have a new hero.


listen to it


srsly, listen to it.

fucking priceless

someone please buy me this shirt.
venn diagrams are hot.