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Jun. 30th, 2006 02:40 ami'm menstruating. and i'm going to try to quit smoking. starting tomorrow. i think that's a legal defense in murder trials.
Jun. 30th, 2006
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Jun. 30th, 2006 03:26 amMom finds a way to hold on to lost baby
Bear stuffed with girl's ashes a comfort for trial
i think it's a little creepy, personally.
also, click on the image a little above and to the left of the article. tell me what's wrong with that picture.
Bear stuffed with girl's ashes a comfort for trial
Wherever she goes -- to a restaurant, to visit family and friends, or to court where her husband faces a murder trial in August -- Lori Lemons takes her dead daughter with her.
NaKita Faith Lemons was 2 1/2 months old when her father, Milton Lee Lemons, 32, allegedly shook her violently while watching her in the couple's apartment in Wayne on Oct. 10.
NaKita died the next day, and Lori Lemons knew right away that she didn't want to visit a grave. She wanted her daughter cremated so she could keep her ashes at home.
But while surfing the Web for a suitable urn, Lemons came across www.huggableurns.com, a site for a California company that sells urns shaped like teddy bears.
i think it's a little creepy, personally.
also, click on the image a little above and to the left of the article. tell me what's wrong with that picture.
best post ever
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:42 ambest chuck norris one liners:
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women."
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."
"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego"
"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."
"In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe"
"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
"Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.""
"Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb."
"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking." [editor's note: this one made me laugh out loud.]
"On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away."
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries."
"Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives."
"We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."
[source]
go there. seriously. there's nine pages of the stuff. solid gold, all of it.
"When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women."
"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live."
"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."
"Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego"
"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."
"In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe"
"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
"Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.""
"Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb."
"Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made."
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking." [editor's note: this one made me laugh out loud.]
"On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away."
"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries."
"Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives."
"We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris."
[source]
go there. seriously. there's nine pages of the stuff. solid gold, all of it.
here's your torrent of the week:
where in the world is carmen sandiego? deluxe edition
from demonoid.com
from demonoid.com
non-sequitor
Jun. 30th, 2006 06:37 amwhat's up with people thinking my eyes are blue lately? greg and jody both told me they liked my blue eyes. yeah, shows how much they pay attention to my eyes.
last week josh told me my eyes were blue. weird.
ps- they're GREEN. bright, deep green. my best feature, in my honest opinion.
last week josh told me my eyes were blue. weird.
ps- they're GREEN. bright, deep green. my best feature, in my honest opinion.
they're not selling out
Jun. 30th, 2006 03:32 pmcutthroatstalker: the spill canvas has a video up on mtv u's site
cutthroatstalker: ugh
GlennDathu: the spill canvas?
GlennDathu: they don't play them at the retirement home
GlennDathu: sorry.
cutthroatstalker: my most favorite band in the entire world
GlennDathu: oh-- wait
GlennDathu: so you're saying "ugh" because they're on mtv?
GlennDathu: does this mean they've sold out?
GlennDathu: cause, you know, a dude's gotta eat.
GlennDathu: and mtv pays the bills.
cutthroatstalker: man, the song they picked kind of isn't my most favorite one
cutthroatstalker: no, i want them to get exposure and get filthy rich, AS LONG AS THEY STAY TRUE TO THEIR MUSIC
cutthroatstalker: and not start making music just to make money
GlennDathu: ooh i know what you mean!! ok i get this.
GlennDathu: cause like when i tell people "yeah bad religion is like my favorite band ever"
GlennDathu: people squint
GlennDathu: and say
GlennDathu: "oh yeah i've heard of them! 'la la la... 21st century digital boy... na na na'"
GlennDathu: and i want to throw them in a fire
cutthroatstalker: hahahahaha
cutthroatstalker: EXACTLY