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in honor of superman returns coming out in theaters tomorrow, i give you:

40 Things You Don't Know About Superman

includes:

"1. He started as a bald villain! One of the all-time greatest good-guy superheroes actually began life as a big, bad bald guy bent on world domination! Comic creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster first drew him as a villain in a January 1933 story called "The Reign of the Super-Man," which appeared in an issue of their comic fanzine Science Fiction. It bombed, so they reimagined him as a superhero."

"23. They made enough Superman suits to dress an army. More than 90 Superman suits, 60 capes and 30 pairs of red boots were used to dress Routh, including different combinations for when he would fly, when he was in an action sequence and when he was just supposed to look Supermanly."

"25. He's bigger underneath — we knew it! About that infamous new codpiece … Superman Returns costume designer Louise Mingenbach says, "We had more discussions about the crotch than anything." Adds Singer, "We discussed [it] in depth during preproduction. I mean, he is Superman, so you don't want to freak anybody out. But he is a super man." In the end, the costume crew devised a "flattening device" that keeps Superman's super-endowment in PG, or at least PG-13 (the film's official MPAA rating), territory."

personally, i hate superman.

best tattoo evar.

best use of the word "anoxia" today

SirMattinus signed on at 12:58:09 AM.
SirMattinus: i know, i know, you have been waiting on me
cutthroatstalker: of course
cutthroatstalker: i was even holding my breath
SirMattinus: that's unfortunate
cutthroatstalker: yeah, i passed out for a few minutes
SirMattinus: did you skin turn blue?
cutthroatstalker: purplish even
SirMattinus: that's quite unattractive
cutthroatstalker: you don't think i can pull off the anoxia look?
SirMattinus: not really

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bizarre news time

news article:
Transvestite gang pesters Magazine Street

"Down at Turncoats, where the fashion-happy gang once made off with more than $2,000 in merchandise, store manager Wes Davis stands ready.

Davis said it wasn’t supposed to be like this. They survived Hurricane Katrina’s Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their survival was a crime ring of transvestites.

'They’re fearless,' said Ogle. 'Once they see something they like they won’t stop until they have it. They don’t care, they’ll go to jail. It’s really gotten bad. You know it’s ridiculous when everyone on the block knows who they are.' "

next summer? lame.

OH SHIT, BITCHES!! IT'S VENOM!!!

leaked spiderman 3 trailer.
see it here.

venom fucking pwns your mom. srsly.

[edit]
better version found here.