covet? lust after? ache for?

sorry the links are so late today, but i had work this morning. but never fear!! so long as there is one ounce of stregnth left in my fingertips, i will post the links you crave, nay, the links you yearn for. without any more ado, here's your sack of violent/sexy links for this week.

one red paperclip
a man in canada posted a picture of one red paperclip and invited his readers to trade him something, anything for it. someone did. and then someone traded something for that something. and so on, and so forth, until he traded for one year's rent in phoenix. his ultimate goal is to trade something for a house. he journey is ongoing.

ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat
news story. "This photo, taken by a student’s camera phone, shows ATF officials pinning down Jeremiah Ransom in front of Snelling dining hall. He was coming from a pirate vs. ninja event at the Wesley Foundation and was not arrested."

owned by a runaway tire
i would kill for something this awesome to happen at my work. i wonder if he broke any bones...

the gatorade conspiracy
i honestly never noticed that the gatorade bottles look like peeners.

thumbtacks to the head
oh sweet god. the things some people will do to become internet celebrities. pay special attention to the audio on this one.

The Dimebag Darrell Art Tribute
i was missing dustino a lot when i found this site. so in memory of dustin, i give you this awesome site.
50 musicians and artists hand-painted 50 dean ml guitars. some of them are fucking lame, like kelly clarkson's, but most others fucking rock the casbah, like paul booth's (a tattoo artist) and joe capobianco's (another tattoo artist).

BONUS BONUS BONUS!!!

a torrent for protest the hero's latest album "kezia". i haven't stopped listening to it for two days straight. even if you don't like metal/screamo/concept albums, fucking download this. it fucking rocks so hard geologists are exploding all over the world.



i wrote "fuck" four times in this entry.