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"GlennDathu" is [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]. i am, of course, cutthroatstalker

GlennDathu: why aren't you out having fun? it's monday night
GlennDathu: like, party central
cutthroatstalker: i just got off work
cutthroatstalker: haha
GlennDathu: awesome
GlennDathu: i'm still there
cutthroatstalker: ouch
cutthroatstalker: yeah, they made me close all by myself tonight
cutthroatstalker: i've never even closed once
GlennDathu: it's cool, i was playing D&D from 6pm to 11 so i have work to do. All by yourself? The whole store?
cutthroatstalker: yeah, the whole shebang
cutthroatstalker: so i'm sure i fucked up a lot of stuff, but at least the front door is locked
cutthroatstalker: there was a like, 40 point checklist
GlennDathu: no one showed you how? oh, haha damn
cutthroatstalker: i got about halfway through before i said fuck it, i was supposed to be off an hour ago
cutthroatstalker: yeah, they have too much faith in my 1337 albertsons skills
GlennDathu: hahah
GlennDathu: grocerymancer
cutthroatstalker: LMAO
cutthroatstalker: so i left a polite little note that said, "i've never closed before, so if i messed something up, i'm sorry! i'll know better for next time"
GlennDathu: that should go over well. Honestly leaving you to close alone without any training is so weak
GlennDathu: unless you come off as some super grocery savant or something
GlennDathu: like the rainman of food stores
cutthroatstalker: long division? fuck that. computer code? hell no. but damn, can i close an albertson's express!
cutthroatstalker: when what i really wanted to write was "who was the fucking dumbass that decided i should close?! i've never closed before in my fucking life!! i purposely forgot to do the hard shit, b/c you're dumb. fuck you! <3, kellye"
GlennDathu: haha
GlennDathu: b/c you're dumb <3
GlennDathu: nice
GlennDathu: lol
cutthroatstalker: this is so going into my eljay