well, i found it fucking hilarious.

i'm "dancingironchef", brenna is "nocrustysINMYbed"

and for the record, i wasn't drunk. or high. or anything. i can't even rememeber the last time i got drunk.

nocrustysINMYbed: then he tells her " die Boecke, die du fabrizierst, in denen hatscht man ein ganzes Leben lang durch den Kuhdreck."
nocrustysINMYbed: i translated it and it means " these boxes that you make, in them you can shuffle through cow dung all your life"
nocrustysINMYbed: so like, you have to wear shoes because you will be shuffling through cow dung
nocrustysINMYbed: and i can't tell if its symbolic or referring to the cow dung in the meadow
nocrustysINMYbed: germans are so fucking weird
dancingironchef: you want to marry one
dancingironchef: you're so going to marry a portly german man named Augustus
nocrustysINMYbed: i might
dancingironchef: you will
dancingironchef: and he'll wear liederhosen
nocrustysINMYbed: hopefully he isn't portly until several years after marriage
dancingironchef: hahaha
nocrustysINMYbed: no one wears liederhosen in germany
dancingironchef: he'll even wear it during sex
nocrustysINMYbed: unless it's for a historical celebration
dancingironchef: he'll just pop his tiny winky out of the fly
dancingironchef: haha
dancingironchef: tiny winky
dancingironchef: are germans known for have large genetalia?
dancingironchef: i'll bet the chicks have giant clits
dancingironchef: and HUMONGOUS labias
nocrustysINMYbed: these ice skaters from germany wear liederhosen and the girls gets stuck in the guy's hose
nocrustysINMYbed: hmmm, i'm really not sure
nocrustysINMYbed: they probably do have big wangs because they are a lot taller than americans
nocrustysINMYbed: by default, not always
dancingironchef: are they?
dancingironchef: i always thought they were shorter
dancingironchef: i thought americans were the tallest race
dancingironchef: b/c we're blessed by god
nocrustysINMYbed: no no
nocrustysINMYbed: german women and men are taller than americans
dancingironchef: the women are like the men
nocrustysINMYbed: so i would be extra short in germany
dancingironchef: they do man's work
nocrustysINMYbed: what?
dancingironchef: haha
nocrustysINMYbed: you're drunk
dancingironchef: they plant bratwurst and milk the cows
dancingironchef: beer comes out of german cows
dancingironchef: i mean lager
dancingironchef: ....are you still there?