spooky_nine: (it's just a cigar...)

My name is Mr. Paul Lockett, I am a senior partner in the firm of Infinity Consultants "Private Investigators and Security Consultants". We are conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of "HSBC", the International Banking conglomerate.

This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at "HSBC", the Private Banking arm of HSBC. The HSBC Private Banking client died in testate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail private and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you.

You share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you, that is, I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50. I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. But on the other hand, you with the same very name as the depositor's would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within few days.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once, I have found myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities.

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through my email account below. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.

Kind regards,

Mr. Paul Lockett.

i'm still getting spam emails. once in awhile they are chock full of lulz, like this one.
spooky_nine: (it's never lupus)
Hello My Dear

My Dear, with heathfelt i sent you this mail. I am Mrs Lydia Patrick from 16 Edward Street, Port Wakefield. Sth Australia, and i'm married to Dr Philip Patrick from North Wales who worked with his Embassy in Cotonou Benin Republic where we resident for nine years before he died in the plane crash on Friday,December 26,2003.

We were married for eleven years without a child. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of ($4.5 Million) Four Million Five Hundred Thousand Us Dollars in a Bank in cotonou, Rep of Benin,Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in cotonou, Repubilc of Benin.

Recently, I was told by my Doctor to stop doing anything because of my health due to the cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to look for a foreign investor that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein as my late husband has already made the deposit to a foreign associate fully indicated before the bank in Cotonou, Rep of Benin where the fund was Deposited.

However,I want a Trust worthy,reliable and God fearing person that will manage this fund till the next 5 years in any profitable business of your choice in your country.Furthermore,I don't need any telephone communicationin this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives are always around me in the Hospital where ia m taking treatment for Cancer Decease. I don't want them to know about this development in acceptance the following requirements stated below are required:

1)Your Full Name and Address
2)Your Marital Status
3)Your Occupation/Profession
4)Your Direct Telephone/Fax Numbers
5)Your Bank Account Particulars where the money will
be transffered

As soon as i receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Cotonou and also the relevant document's which was issued to my late husband at the day he deposited the money.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.hoping to receive your response immedaitely.EMAIL: lydiapatrick2@yahoo.fr

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
I remain yours sincerely.
Mrs Lydia Patrick

i don't know you guys, it sounds legit!!!
spooky_nine: (sea cow)
i get the best spam ever.

spooky_nine: (Default)

i was too afraid to even open it.
spooky_nine: (Default)
if you've read my journal for awhile, you know i get odd spam emails. if you are a relative newcomer, i shall explain. the majority of the spam i get is of an oriental persuasian. (either that, or russian ads selling "ganaric vjaggra [generic viagra]") the cream of the crop- "cream of the crop" meaning porn, or colorful and animated- i save. then i post them up in this journal for others to see and laugh at those kooky asians trying to get me to buy pirated marcomedia flash or sex toys.
here's some recent gems:

i haven't the slightest idea what this one is selling, but the graphic is spooky and awesome. maybe it's selling window cleaning fluid, to get stubborn etheral handprints off your windows.

spam spam spam [slightly nsfw] )
spooky_nine: (catwoman // made by spitefairy)
as i promised, so shall i deliver.
i'm still getting spam from asia in my email. now they've evolved to porn ads. i still don't know why or how i got signed up for this shit, but please, keep it coming! it actually gives me a reason to read my bulk mail instead of just deleting it outright.

spooky_nine: (Default)
i've been getting some really weird emails from asia lately. i have no idea what they mean, or how they got my email address.

apparently the bank is "hi".

more odd asian spam )


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