spooky_nine: (Red Beard)
spooky_nine ([personal profile] spooky_nine) wrote2010-05-06 03:57 pm
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I love puns and balding Canadians.



Colin: “Good evening and welcome to the 6 o’clock news. I’m your anchor, Oswald Thatendswald. Our top story today, convicted hitman, Jimmy ‘Two Shoes’ McClardy confessed today that he was hired to beat and attack a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. At least we’ll admit this may be the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.”

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