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[spooky_nine]

So my birthday options tonight are either to drink alone and play WoW, or play a Harry Potter movie drinking game (alone). I'm not sure which makes me more of a loser at this point.



EDIT:

Here's the drinking game that I'm currently playing:



You drink/take a shot when:

• Hermione corrects someone
• Harry rubs his forehead in irritation and/or pain
• Harry is amazed by wizards
• The name “Harry Potter” is spoken
• Someone is awed by Harry Potter’s presence
• Fred and George speak in unison
• Points are awarded
• Points are taken away
• Snape flounces into a room
• Snape flounces out of a room
• Malfoy acts like a sweet bitch
• Dumbledore tells a joke
• Dumbledore performs a spell
• Dudley attempts to use his words
• The Dursley’s make snides comment towards Harry
• Or any other wizard
• Or the wizarding world, for that matter
• Ron performs a spell that fails
• Someone’s on a broom
• Hagrid introduces someone to a Very Large Monster
• Someone apparates
• Someone uses a portkey
• Someone uses the floo network
• Someone says He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
• Harry says Voldemort
• Someone cowers in terror after Harry says Voldemort
• Quirrel has an evil wizard living on the back of his head
• A Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is horribly horribly injured and/or killed
• Someone says that Harry looks like his father—
• —but has his mother’s eyes
• Ron and Hermione fight
• Ron and Hermione gaze awkwardly at each other
• Ron and Hermione pretend to like other people
• Harry makes out with someone
• —a double shot if she cries afterward
• A Dementor tries to suck out someone’s soul
• Hagrid cries over an animal
• Luna says something that no one understands
• Someone refers to Harry as the Chosen One
• Someone calls Harry crazy
• Or a liar
• Or questions Dumbledore’s ability and/or sanity
• You see Harry’s scar
• The Marauder’s Map is used
• The Invisibility Cloak is used
• Voldemort injures a Death Eater
• Wormtail kills a sparkly vampire Hufflepuff
• Draco insults Harry
• Draco insults Hermione
• Draco insults Ron
• Hermione punches Draco in the face
• Someone dies