/cool story bro

[spooky_nine]

For my 15th birthday my step-sister's best friend took out her glass eye and let me poke around in the empty socket with my finger. Top 5 birthday presents of all time.

If I had to lose a part of my body I would totally pick one of my eyeballs. But I'd just wear an eye patch all the time, like a bad ass.

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[lustidyllic.livejournal.com]

My god that is awesome.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

She was cool, but a little weird too. She told everyone that her eye had been pecked out by a chicken when she was a toddler, but I found out later that her brother had shot it out with a bb gun. Why tell a weird story when the truth is just as cool?