I hit the orgasm jackpot you guys!

[spooky_nine]

Today's OkCupid Winner Is...

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[cults.livejournal.com]

I DIG PIERCINGS AND INK


lol @ "notamanwhore" D:!?

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

He's got 16 tats, dude, and medium gauged ears.

There is so much wrong with this message I don't even know where to start.

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

rofl

[gynocide.livejournal.com]

TATS K. YOU HAVE SICK TATS.

[wicked-queen.livejournal.com]

Shit, dude. All aboard the dreamboat!

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

what a conceited headcase!

dear god.

[laika-come-home.livejournal.com]

[wring.livejournal.com]

ahahhahaaha

[wring.livejournal.com]

I *am* in the market for a cunning linguist.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

Um excuse me but you're talking about the future father of my children.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

Yeah I have this rosetta stone lying around that I totally need to have translated.

[deathboy.livejournal.com]

Then he is a catch of the highest order and I fancy him myself.

[stupid-drawings.livejournal.com]

You make me want to set up online dating profiles for the lulz.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

Do it! In retrospect I should have posted fake photos though, so I'd do that if I were you. Slutty ones, preferably, so you have more hilariously creepy messages to post.