Wait, what? They make non-girly eye cream? I'm not disputing the fact that they charge more for women (why I have no idea, maybe women know less about money since they don't have jobs and all they do is cook and sew?) but I don't know any guys that use eye cream. Am I just out of the loop? Should I be using eye cream?

... will that get rid of my sleep boogers in the corners of my eyes?