canadians are dumb

[spooky_nine]

coolman_182000: hi
suicideloveletter: hey
coolman_182000: asl
coolman_182000: i'm 18/m/ can
suicideloveletter: hahah canada?
coolman_182000: yeah
coolman_182000: wat u look like
coolman_182000: i'm blonde hair blue eyes 5ft8inches bit big nice build
suicideloveletter: dude, just stop there
suicideloveletter: you ruined it by telling me you were canadian
coolman_182000: wat
suicideloveletter: in the future, don't tell anyone but other canadians where you're from
suicideloveletter: we hate you people here in america
coolman_182000: america can suck it
suicideloveletter: america does suck, but we could still kick your country's ass
coolman_182000: thats because u cheated
suicideloveletter: no honey, that's b/c we have a trigger happy president w/ access to nukes
coolman_182000: nice going war starting asses
suicideloveletter: dude, i don't agree w/ the war either
suicideloveletter: but what can i do? i'm not in the white house...
suicideloveletter: yet
coolman_182000: at least we try helping people out in difficult times and not making these times
suicideloveletter: help people how?
coolman_182000: y helping other countries when they need it not distroying people homes and causing fight in a county
suicideloveletter: can you give me a specific example?
coolman_182000: and although we kick usa's ass in olympic hockey
coolman_182000: like iraq
suicideloveletter: or are you just spewing the feel-good propaganda your puppet gov't forces down the public's throat?
coolman_182000: and baghdad
suicideloveletter: omfg, you can beat us in hockey!!
suicideloveletter: whoopty fucking do
suicideloveletter: wtf does hockey have to do w/ life
coolman_182000: thats because we cerated the game
coolman_182000: its part of life
suicideloveletter: you have a dumb life then
coolman_182000: some countries enjoy it and other are in for the money like usa
suicideloveletter: do the world a favor and tie a garbage bag around your head and suffocate
coolman_182000: acually i have a good lifestyle
suicideloveletter: the u.s. is in everything for the money, that's why we're the richest country on the planet
coolman_182000: how about u grow a sack fill it with some ball magicly sprout a dick and fuck urself
suicideloveletter: i do have a dick & balls
suicideloveletter: how about you turn your sweet ass around & i'll fuck you
coolman_182000: fuck u
suicideloveletter: hey man, that's not what i'm into
coolman_182000: burn
coolman_182000: u could scew a tree
suicideloveletter: then i'd get splinters in my massive schlong
coolman_182000: i dunno u have rubber trees
suicideloveletter: i thought australia or somewhere in africa had rubber trees
coolman_182000: well i guess not fuck face
suicideloveletter: your arguments have ceased to make any sense
suicideloveletter: goodbye now, i'll let you get back to fucking mounties and lumberjacks


later today sometime, i'll be writing up a report of my fun scary interesting night at the lake w/ brenna and ty.

Comments

[kohler.livejournal.com]

>.< Not all Americans are asshats!! take me for example

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

what?

[kohler.livejournal.com]

suicideloveletter.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

i'm suicideloveletter. i'm an asshat?

[kohler.livejournal.com]

no, not you. I'm saying it's funny.

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

aren't asshats pants anyway?

[kohler.livejournal.com]

Haha, are they really? That's awesome.

Canada is Scary

[atlantis-ray.livejournal.com]

Girl I would have put him on my ignore list the moment he said he was from Canada. Canadians scare me. Also, the only good think to come out of canada was its bacon and that goes great on a pizza.

Re: Canada is Scary

[spooky-nine.livejournal.com]

i loooooooove pizza w/ canadian bacon and mushrooms.

[film-critter.livejournal.com]