key-ute

god, i want a pet manatee.

also, here are some manatee genitals, courtesy of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com].

not what you think

RING RING RING, BANANA PHONE!!!


the reference, for those of you who didn't get it.

from gapingvoid.com

i don't think i've ever seen contortionist porn...SHOCKER!!

NW is [name withheld, until s/he tells me it's ok to post this]

NW: which reminds me
NW: I should find more contortionist porn.
NW: because it's just fun to watch.
NW: It's like midget porn, only you can view it while still keeping some aspect of self respect and dignity.