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So my birthday options tonight are either to drink alone and play WoW, or play a Harry Potter movie drinking game (alone). I'm not sure which makes me more of a loser at this point.


Here's the drinking game that I'm currently playing:

You drink/take a shot when:

• Hermione corrects someone
• Harry rubs his forehead in irritation and/or pain
• Harry is amazed by wizards
• The name “Harry Potter” is spoken
• Someone is awed by Harry Potter’s presence
• Fred and George speak in unison
• Points are awarded
• Points are taken away
• Snape flounces into a room
• Snape flounces out of a room
• Malfoy acts like a sweet bitch
• Dumbledore tells a joke
• Dumbledore performs a spell
• Dudley attempts to use his words
• The Dursley’s make snides comment towards Harry
• Or any other wizard
• Or the wizarding world, for that matter
• Ron performs a spell that fails
• Someone’s on a broom
• Hagrid introduces someone to a Very Large Monster
• Someone apparates
• Someone uses a portkey
• Someone uses the floo network
• Someone says He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
• Harry says Voldemort
• Someone cowers in terror after Harry says Voldemort
• Quirrel has an evil wizard living on the back of his head
• A Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is horribly horribly injured and/or killed
• Someone says that Harry looks like his father—
• —but has his mother’s eyes
• Ron and Hermione fight
• Ron and Hermione gaze awkwardly at each other
• Ron and Hermione pretend to like other people
• Harry makes out with someone
• —a double shot if she cries afterward
• A Dementor tries to suck out someone’s soul
• Hagrid cries over an animal
• Luna says something that no one understands
• Someone refers to Harry as the Chosen One
• Someone calls Harry crazy
• Or a liar
• Or questions Dumbledore’s ability and/or sanity
• You see Harry’s scar
• The Marauder’s Map is used
• The Invisibility Cloak is used
• Voldemort injures a Death Eater
• Wormtail kills a sparkly vampire Hufflepuff
• Draco insults Harry
• Draco insults Hermione
• Draco insults Ron
• Hermione punches Draco in the face
• Someone dies

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vodkabeforenoon.livejournal.com
Happy Birthday!

You should go out, if you can...hop to different bars and make sure the bartender knows its your birthday. Get free drinks. Tell the guys it is your birthday too and get free head. ;) (I am not really sure about the last part...never tried it myself...but I have been sandwiched by ten topless gay men in a bar dancing...that was mildly fun)

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com
Lol no I've become a recluse, and that coupled with being depressed at how old I'm getting means I want my birthdays to be as low key as possible. No more all night bar crawls/waking up fully clothed in the shower crying and puking for me, thanks!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vodkabeforenoon.livejournal.com
I thought you were younger then me lol
Yeah...I have far too many memories waking up in the shower with vomit too. XD

Still doesn't mean you have to stay inside. Go watch the stars. I hope all your wishes come true. ^_^

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com
Lolol, thanks dearest.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laika-come-home.livejournal.com
I have severe alcohol poisoning and cirrhosis just from reading that.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com
Oh god I stopped playing halfway through the second movie.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raptorwrath.livejournal.com
sounds like we would have an awesome time together!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-12 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com
I think we totally would, but right now I don't want to have anymore times like that for as long as I live.

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-14 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stupid-drawings.livejournal.com
Damn, you'd get shitfaced on that game!

(no subject)

Date: 2010-11-14 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
  • Drain the bottle when you're playing WoW and a Harry Potter drinking game at the same time.
  • (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:19 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com

    • Also down an entire bottle of pills.

    (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:22 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
  • Have the noose tied just to be sure.
  • (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:26 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com

    • Open a few veins to be on the safe side.

    (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:27 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
  • Don't forget to take the cover off the shark tank.
  • (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:32 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com

    • Start the Rube Goldberg machine you spent a sleepless night in between raids setting up, which will culminate in a shotgun blast to your general head area.

    (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:38 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
  • Start up the RAID sprayers after sealing up the doors to your basement room then light a candle for ambiance.
  • (no subject)

    Date: 2010-11-14 07:40 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] spooky-nine.livejournal.com

    • Shove the 9 bottles of oven cleaner into the microwave and set it to high for 40 minutes

      (no subject)

      Date: 2010-11-14 07:53 am (UTC)
      From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
    • Prepare a shot glass for the resulting magma (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cskB5c0mJ58).
    • (no subject)

      Date: 2010-11-14 07:49 pm (UTC)
      From: [identity profile] lafinjack.livejournal.com
      Beer is gross.


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